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What is True Love?

What is True Love?  Countless hours have been spent trying to figure this out. Do you know it instantly?  Is it unbreakable? Scholars and spirited souls from every generation have sought the answers to these questions. I’m proud to say Fextralife has found the answer! Introducing the Dreamlover 2000.

Shocking right?

 

Introduction

What is the Dreamlover 2000 you say? Why, it’s only a state of the art male management system.  It has long been known that men think only with their little heads and not their big ones. This a fact that men themselves admit to, as they are well aware of their complete and absolute inability to control their primal urges.  This device came to fruition based on this widely known and simple, yet valuable, piece of data.  In the modern world were we can fix such unacceptable behavior, the device becomes an absolute necessity to maintain a successful relationship.  It keeps the man focused on what is really important (his lovely woman) through means of what is most important to him: his penis.

 

How does it work?

It works quite simply really.  The woman locks the male into the device and keeps the controller with her at all times, even with convenient software installed on her computer.

She uses the controls to “adjust” her man’s behavior via shocks to the groin.  Since the device is locked on, the man cannot take it off and since he doesn’t enjoy shocks to his groin, unless you enjoy that sort of thing, (no judgement here) he is “motivated” into changing his unacceptable behavior.  This should be done liberally until all bad habits are gone and you have the relationship you’ve always dreamed of.

Modern Technology. Who needs flying cars when you can have this!?!

Features

The Dreamlover 2000 has many unique features that can enhance your love even further.  I’ve listed many of them below for you to see:

  • OctoCamo Mode: We all know men need to be dominated but they cannot admit it in front of other males, so stealth is key. As such, this device was made to be worn under clothing.  It is extremely hard to tell one is even wearing it.  This means that the man can wear it all the time.  To work, to the gym, out with his friends and of course at home where most of his training will occur.
  • Stealth mode: All commands are sent silently to the device via remote.  This means you can train in the presence of others and may in fact find that this is when a lot of the training occurs, since your man is likely to ignore you when watching football. Unacceptable.
  • Feature Modes: The device has different modes, such as the Leash Mode.  This setting restricts the man from leaving a certain area.  In the event that he does he will receive continuous shocks to the groin until he returns to his allocated abode.  There are many different ways to use this to modify behavior and this is just one such mode, but obviously ideal to prevent him leaving the kitchen area.
  • Practicality: The device is waterproof, so can be worn while bathing or showering.
  • Carrot after the stick: You can also program the device to pulse and therefore “reward” your man for jobs well done. It can indeed be very pleasurable and he will soon finally learn to anticipate your orders and do the dishes like he would never had if he hadn’t been trained by your device.
  • Security: The control pad auto locks after a short time of inactivity.  That way you don’t have to worry about the man getting his hands on it and using it “improperly”.

 

Why would my man wear this?

Initially he would wear it to make you happy because  maybe you’ve caught him watching porn or something. Later on because you told him so and he now knows his place. Either way, the “real” reason is that he wants to commit to you and only you and he’s afraid to tell you, so this is his way of showing you. His way to unlearn all of the bad habits he has obtained over the years and to become the man you always knew he could be. Although he may not enjoy his training, he will thank you and appreciate you when it is done and you will have his undying attention and devotion. Enjoy!

 

Why would you want your man to wear this?

You know men are just men, but now you can make them better. He will be a better lover for you, he will appreciate you and love you more because you are in control of his penis, which is the thing he appreciates and loves the most in life in general. He will always be there when you need him and do the things that all good men should do for their women.  You relationship will become what you’ve always wanted it to be and you will be happier then you ever thought imaginable simply by being in charge of what was in charge.

 

Summary

Wedding_ringsTimes have changed.  Relationships are missing something and divorce rates are higher than ever.  The Dreamlover 2000 is the answer!  Men, left to their own devices, will simply fuck it up because they just can’t control themselves and don’t have the same type of feelings or warm emotions women possess. We all know this to be true, sex is king.  The modern male is simply ill equipped to handle himself.

On the other hand, women for whatever reason, are very good at handling that responsibility.  In fact, they are so good at it they don’t even need a manual once given the controls.  It comes natural to them, and it should, for this is the natural disposition of today’s modern relationship.

In closing, there is no greater love that one can experience,  then when sharing a Dreamlover 2000.  It is the missing link.  It will change the way you view things and you will never go back.  If you are looking to make your relationship what you’ve always dreamed of then you must purchase one immediately. May all of your dreams come true… 10/10

 

Fextralife and individuals working for Fextralife cannot be held liable or accountable or even blamed in any manner for fires, burns, tissue damage, broken doors, stab wounds, divorce or any other fictitious or real accidents or consequences that might occur from wearing or making someone wear such device.  By reading this article you wave your right to hold the site or persons responsible in any manner.  Best of luck to you, you’ll need it.

 

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14 responses to “What is True Love?”

  1. Until there’s a version that connects to my Playstation(s) I think I’m safe.

    Please, no one tell my wife that the easy answer is known as the “power button” or “circuit breakers”

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