Let’s admit it. Cooking is not as much fun as eating. So we get lazy. Some foods feel the brunt of our laziness the hardest. If it’s already quick AND good, innovation takes generations. Everyone turns their attention to the “hip” foods like:
- Deconstructed watermelon;
- Waffle burgers; or
- Glazed bacon with au jus
(Ok, I made these up but feel free to submit your ideas of how to make ’em)
And onward go our everyday culinary heroes. Never seeing the attention they deserve from cooks and chefs.
Well I say “NO LONGER!” Our heroes deserve their parade. Their medals, long overdue do not escape my attention! And so with pride, I present to you a hero of the modern world, in all it’s glorious regalia, waiting to delight your face. With cheese!
Image via Flickr courtesy of ChefDruck

10 responses to “Grilled Cheese: Cheesomancy and you!”
So…I may or may not have made this yesterday before the post was even up…was fucking unreal how good it was! I added bacon and tomato garlic basil seasoning…needless to say there were terrorist plots hatched in my mouth…
Glad you liked it. Just so you know, I plan to use your comment on the cover of my upcoming book:
“From Ghetto to Gourmet: Pantry Raids and Not Eating the Same **** Everyday”
*Look for it in stores after eating LSD laced mushrooms and smoking bath salts (who knows what you’ll see at that point)
I’ll keep an eye out. I’m still enjoying your “An Inmates Guide to Rape Free Cooking” at the moment, however.
I don’t know how I stretched “don’t bend over to grab the spatula you dropped” into 273 pages but sure enough I nailed it.
You noticed the rape puns right?
Yes. You were quite anal about them.
Future conversation:
Me to my wife: So I started writing for a website
My wife: Oh? What type of site?
Me: The kind where a grilled cheese recipe prompts prison rape jokes
Her: *beaming with pride*
You sir are a lucky man…
Dude. This looks delicious, and your post and comments with your buddy here had me laughing my ass off!
Thanks, credit the pic to the source because that’s great advertisement for it. The edit team scored big since it’s not my photo (Cas I believe gets the credit). As for the banter, even I’m amazed at what levels of hilarious depravity we got to so quickly
What can I say? Great minds…