My Indian heritage named me "He Who Poops By the River". Can you guess why?

It will happen to you too.

This whole soul memory system is ****. Makes it almost impossible to play archer-type builds because you constantly have to buy ammo and since you need to farm souls for it your soul memory constantly goes up.

It also causes a terrible imbalance. Every time you die without collecting your "lost souls" your soul level increases without you actually having the souls.

I hate the ds2 Matchmaking.

Lol, who the ***** plays an archer in Dark Souls?

Whoever put the comment below mine needs to shut up or piss off.

sotfs changed its text due to several sotfs items revolving around straid, i think its flavor text was changed on sotfs release

well... no. like any broken ring. but you can ask the blacksmith in majula to repair it.

can't ask the blacksmith to repair it if you have no souls lol

But if it's broken you can then earn more souls. Biggest question is how can it ever break before more important things need repairing at a fire or with powder or spells?

"They dont want you to keep playing." Who is forcing you to play online? Unless you need the help of phantoms, then you shouldn't be playing at all.

If you are in ps3 of ps4 you can back up your save

did that happen to you? Good!

Nope, pervert tree fixes broken equipment. Go to shulva and whip it.

Alright, calm yourself.

Then you woke up

>comment dated 2019 >still doesn't know the purpose of soul memory agape ring combo This is basically the best of both worlds, people can still have twink characters, but they have to put a small amount of thought and effort towards it because they both need to get the ring and plan their souls and don't have easy access to infinite consumables like greatarrows and acid urns and resins. Which naturally makes many low effort kiddies angry and keeps the amount of twinks in check. The lack of an infinite invasion item is really what discourages twinking. Having to farm those mummy doods with the halberd that you can't get in hunstman's copse....oof. Overall DS2 system is the only one that makes twinks actually fun to have because not every child has one. Demon souls, DS1, DS3, even bloodborne (to a lesser extent due to weaker magic) are overrun with babby's first twink build. Meanwhile I've literally only ever seen two twinks around my DMG in the forest of fallen giants/tower of flame.

DS3 twinks aren't really twinks. Weapons are scaled down. Any advantage they get is minor for the most part. There are some things that make them more dangerous, but it's nothing amazing.

It’s funny how stupid that anon was. He didn’t seem to understand that the only reason soul memory was implemented even though it only makes things worse was too prevent twinking. Then they made a ring that allows twinking. The point of the post was that their shouldn’t be any twinking and then anon went on to say that it’s actually good becase it allows twinking.

the best game for twink builds is ds2 indeed,the agape ring is very helpful,they implemented soul memory but the twinking is out there ready to go