Carried me through the game

The note about jumping R2 poise damage is wrong. I tested the jump R2s against the Omen by the Underground Roadside and broke their stance in 2 shots with the giant crusher vs 3 with the greatsword, both at max +25. The only attack that deals less poise is the first basic R2, which is likely because it can flatten susceptible enemies as stated. None of the other attacks, including the follow-up R2, seem affected.

That’s it I’m getting me mallet.

why can't i put unsheathe on my giant crusher

The only weapon able to kill GIANT DAD

GOOD OL' BIG HURT

is broken can oneshot every boss exept elden ring beast

should give it endurance scaling for memes

Keen Giant-Crusher slaps

Malenia may have not been a giant in size, but rather in the great arts; and therefor was felled by my Giant Crusher.