Comments made to our Dark Souls Wiki
By Anonymous
#16106067
I *****ed up!
By CAPSLOCKISCOOL1
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#16124138
*****ing lol how was getting dropped kicked by that *****er
By Anonymous
#16140974
It hurt my feelings more than it hurt my body.
By Anonymous
#16396793
He *****ed up!
By Anonymous
#16973038
We ****ed up!
By Anonymous
#16188632
Must be weird upgrading this weapon to +15. I can imagine Andre in NG+ going, this looks familiar...
By Anonymous
#16972048
It's like seeing someone else whip out your **** from their pants. Definitely would get an eyebrow raise.
By Anonymous
#16270022
WHEN THE HAMMER FALLS AND IT SOUNDS THROUGH THE HALLS
By Anonymous
#16347048
WHEN THE HAMMER FLIES LINES OF ARMORED DWARVES ARISE!
By Anonymous
#16270275
Oh yeah shape up shape up I say
By Anonymous
#16396769
I take solace in the fact that most coming here arent doing so cause they got the weapon, but seeing what Andre even drops to make it worth getting drop kicked by him again and again after pissing him off.
By Anonymous
#16407723
im glad this weapon doesn't seem great so that way noone sees this on the wiki and feels tempted to kill my boi andre
By Anonymous
#16409637
I love how the description makes you feel like an ***
By Anonymous
#16739550
I love how this weapon isn't a twinkling titanite weapon, so if you wanna get it to +15 you can't until NG+ because you killed the blacksmith that does that. Basically the game calling you a moron.
By Anonymous
#16780516
i think you can still get vamos or the giant to upgrade weapons... but then again.. andres easier to get to.
By Anonymous
#16793584
The other three(poor Rickert gets no recognition) CAN still upgrade, but only Andre can ascend past +5
By Anonymous
#16766082
The description of this weapon in my game is different? Mine says,
"Hammer of the legendary Andre, from one single strike, a legend was born. Andre still remembers that fateful night, a young hollow stumbles upon Andre with tears in his eyes, from one glance, Andre saw what was wrong. Without missing a beat, Andre grabbed the hollows contorted testicles with his left hand in a cupping motion, and place them on his anvil, while his right hand, wielding his Blacksmith Hammer +15, struck down on the anvil with such force, transforming the young hollow into the first Femboy of Lordran. Andre called the young hollow, Alex of Astora, and Alex became forever grateful to his savior, turning into Andres precious Femboy Pet."
By Anonymous
#16847883
ur so real for this
By Anonymous
#16937630
wat
By Yaraak
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#16941814
Like to dislike ratio on this comment is disturbingly even
By Anonymous
#16972042
This is the best comment. Ever. I have been touched by this, & I'm pretty sure I've touched it as well.
By Anonymous
#17015878
>skips over text
>get a glance at the end of it
>"precious femboy pet"
By Anonymous
#17021432
Hello, Alex, nice to meet you.