It's just me or the nakeds with Club are kinda funny to see? I mean, a fatso moving by rolling on the ground!

Blue Elixir and backstab the naked ones.

i had never even seen fromsoftware render a taint before. but that changed

My method for naked boys: stick to one side of their peripheral, either out of their sight range (about 50 feet) or behind an obstruction, like a pillar or one of those iron cages in the lower floors of the dungeon. Then, fire a bullet (preferably not a scattershot) toward the OTHER side of their peripheral, which will likely cause them to turn to wherever the bullet terminates. This should get them to face away from you, giving a small opportunity to cross to the back of the room, minding to keep your distance, before they turn to face forward again after roughly 6 or 7 seconds. Now you can safely approach them from the back and give them a backstab and visceral, but remember that this might not kill them and you should give them one last R1 just for good measure.

If there are other enemies in the room, try to draw them away with pebbles or the Blacksky Eye before it notices you, obviously. And if it DOES notice you... just run, honestly. Get yourself out of the room before they squish your skull between their *** cheeks, then come back and try again. If all else fails, you can always use a Blue Elixir, but I find them to be somewhat faulty at times, so be careful.

And if you find them at the top or bottom of a staircase? Good effin' luck.

One of these guarding a lever dropped a cursed bolt gem in a depth 3 that was +20% bolt, 2.4 stamina increase. One of the better gems I've gotten from them.

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The mace watchers are definitely parodies of tryhard Souls players.

They’re obviously meant to parody the tryhard naked Souls players.

Naked Watchers? I think you mean SUPERIOR BEING.