Your gigantic demonic mace made from nigh-indestructible ancient archtree wood is nothing compared to this gigantic poo poo-covered tree branch I just happened to pick up from the middle of some stinky toxic and sludgy swamp

the game feels so different when not using this, you only need to keep space and find the right moment to lunge, it's satisfying, quick, and keeps the flow of exploration, other weapons just feel so slow despite hitting faster

Love this thing. Made a joke build with it named Unga Galunga (named after an inside joke with my friends) and it ended up being the most fun and efficient build I've ever done. Pyromancy matches the theming too, so I got a fire orb spell and used that for when I want to provoke something I want to crush the skull of. 10/10, better than trying to make a sorcery build into something that's not the most boring **** ever

OH, GREAT CLUB, YOU'RE THE UNGA TO MY BUNGA. THIS CAVEMAN ADORES YOUR EXTRAORDINARY CAPABILITY TO BONK EVERYTHING IN YOUR PATH. I WILL ALWAYS WORSHIP THE GIANT WOODEN STICK.

The best weapon of the game

Ooga booga.

very underrated pvp weapon.

If you reinforce this to +15 and grab the magic or great magic weapon sorcery, you can pretty much destroy any enemy in your path

YABBA DABBA DONK

Only in Dark Souls does a giant car-sized hammer get outdamaged by LOG