- Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:36 am
Ye who dare to enter, be warned that the salt mines are as vast and deep as the stupidity that created them. Those who enter are twisted and warped into grotesque caricatures of humans, capable of only screaming insults at all who would dare to wield this cursed blade. Heed this warning and flee for no good can come of venturing deeper.
P.S. The gift shop is on the third floor. Our commemorative shirts and mugs make great gifts for family and friends