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By Anonymous
#15859446
Thanks for this entry. I got invaded and hit by this weapon which cursed me and gave me this egg thing. Thank you so much.
By Anonymous
#15886123
I thought they were wrong too
By Anonymous
#16034653
thats called a Hacker weapon
By Anonymous
#15859770
is worth it
By Anonymous
#15886611
thats just the egg speaking
By Anonymous
#16156771
name checks out
By Anonymous
#16221205
Pfff, that's exactly what an egg WOULD say. 0.o
By Anonymous
#16249550
Eggreed
By Anonymous
#15955612
There is a fast way to evolve the egg. Just do a soul dupe glitch. I recently farm to evolve it out of curiosity, when suddenly the egg evolved at 85 k souls. I remembered i use a soul of a hero and a soul of a brave warrior. Still need confirmation.
By Anonymous
#16018397
note that you do not need to hold 100 000 souls for it to evolve. you only need to aquire that much regardless if you lost some of it on the way or not
By Anonymous
#16000457
I got implanted by the Egg and soon, my life turned around. I was just a mad hollow, but now I'm Lord of Cinder and all the hot hollow girls want to touch my +10 Raw Greatsword. Get infected today!
By Anonymous
#16080279
Lol
By Anonymous
#16093715
I'm sold.
By Anonymous
#16003774
i guess you could say that this infection is very eggstraordinary
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By Kwzprtt
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#16038837
*Badum tss*
By Anonymous
#16188263
Or u could say it is eggstravagant
By Anonymous
#16221212
Please EGGcept this token of congratulEGGtions and rEGGognition of EGGceptional wordplay..... it's an egg.
By Anonymous
#16239687
get out
By Anonymous
#16033741
if only there were a dragon stone-esque item that let you grapple people. it would deal damage, similarly to the dark hand, but instead of stealing humanity, it infects them with an egg. then, unless they get rid of it, the egg steals 50% of their souls and half of the stolen souls goes to you. upon reaching maturity, the egg starts giving all of the stolen souls to you. it would probably only work if you were a chaos servant, maybe you would need to be at least a cs+1 or even +2, and egg vermifuge would need to become more available because of greifers. maybe add weaker versions that are available earlier on but only work if the egg isnt matured or if the egg hasn't formed yet. Darkwraiths get their theiving gimmick, chaos servants get this one. ikt would make a good way to counter the soul loss from your own egg and would give people a reason to be an egg-bearer *** it would potentially get you massive amounts of souls, or none.maybe it could cost souls to implant the parasite, so it's more of a trade-off for giving someone the parasite. plus, since chaos servants aren't explicitly invaders, you could give invaders to your world, npcs and ai invaders egg heads. the ai characters would surely either cure it or go mad, but they wouldn't go to their original hollowing spots, instead making their way to quelaag's domain. they would be friendly until you betray them by curing yourself, and they would attempt to infect you again by ambushing you at certain locations that they would expect you to be, like petrus would try to get you in the tomb of the giants, griggs in sen's fortress, using his stealth sorceries to sneak up on you, lorentius in the demon ruins, etc. such a massive missed opportunity that resulterd in just a goofy head and silly kick attack at the price of your precious souls. i recommend just using it as fashion once your build is done, otherwise you just waste your souls.
By Anonymous
#16056536
Man. You aiming to join the development team on the hypothetical Dark Souls 4? This is basically a pitch without a power point.
By Anonymous
#16067525
Mate where were you when they made the game
By Anonymous
#16081573
Yeah and if you took classes in game design instead of writing page long wiki replies and watching ***** on the computer your mom bought you to use in the basement, online multiplayer would be original and engaging. But it will always just be a way for shut-ins to feel superior to everyone else and your mom will always be embarassed when you come upstairs for doritos and i have her bent over the kitchen table with my **** in.her.
By Anonymous
#16084595
Damn we gotta call the bully hunters on the first guy who replied,two periods two? man what a S A V A G E i'm so thankful to have a keyboard warrior at the call when he spots somebody giving their opinion.
By Anonymous
#16085258
This is a pretty great idea, and would have probably added an entirely new wave of hardcore invasion/counter invasion devotees. I like the way you think. As for the guy throwing a tantrum in the comments, it seems as though he's just upset that his parents never loved him, and his education was almost as lacking as his love life.
By Anonymous
#16219241
actually i think that would suck ***, probably on the account that online would be annoying as *****
By Anonymous
#16263126
I smell a tasty mod cookin
By Anonymous
#16037798
This egg is awesome. Adds a new challenge to the game if you are feeling extra cynical (earn 50% less souls) & this egg is sexy AF.
By Anonymous
#16081570
Uhh cynical means a distrust in the motivations of others or general disillusionment with government or societal values. I think the word you were looking for is masochistic. Its 2018 man you carry a dictionary in your pocket wherever you go. If you want to use big words and sound smart at least take the 2 minutes to play with your phone and actually use the right ones.
By Anonymous
#16086857
It's funny you should say that about big words, because your big mouth seems suited for only the largest and most impressive words. It would be great if you'd stop using small commoner words, you're going to make the rest of us look bad. And we all knew what he meant with "cynical" you dumb *****.
By Anonymous
#16238686
Rekt
By Anonymous
#16038691
I was in the Undead Burg playing for the first time, touched a white sign, got moved to a different place, and I got this + some curse + my weapon broke I believe. Absolutely horrible first experience. If you see a sign, do not touch it, or you will have to delete your character and start over.
By Anonymous
#16039059
you ran into a hacker. White signs are how you summon other players to help you, so you probably summoned a hacker who messed you up.
By Anonymous
#16039360
He didn't summon a hacker dude. He touched a white gravelord servant sign...
By Anonymous
#16039543
that was certainly a hacker. only way to receive curse/egghead out of their limited occuring pve locations is via hacks.
By Anonymous
#16041402
Same experience, except I was in the Darkroot Gardens, I end up just playing off line with this egg head, i made it my quest to cure this crap.
By Anonymous
#16043882
Yep, the remaster seems to have quite a few hackers. It's really unfortunate. I've been playing in Offline mode for the entire game.
By Anonymous
#16041513
Nothing compares to the sensation of a parasite penetrating your frontal lobe!
By Anonymous
#16081667
The lobotomites in the Big MT said the same thing.
By Anonymous
#16160944
out of para-sight, man!
By Anonymous
#16221208
How about 2 parasites? DP-symbiosis -- everyone wins