Just look up the cheese. The fight then becomes as easy as killing Capra with fireballs.

Just barely managed to beat this glorified obstacle course in my first try, almost died to a Chaos Firestorm right as i reached the bug and barely survived with a tiny sliver of health left, still don't know how the hell i managed it,Not that I'm bragging at all, afterall this boss is complete RNG bs

Not as bad as I thought it would be but it was still not very fun. The way I found works best is just sprinting to the sides along the most obvious path and for the center just sprinting and jumping onto the root. All the times I died I was trying to think about my next move instead of just blindly running towards it.

Can you cheese this boss with multiplayer? Have someone next to each root and destroy them both back to back?

I'm glad the last few fromsoft games have avoided these gimmicky fights. They are one of the worst things about early Souls games. I really don't know why they thought these were good ideas.

How am I supposed to get even remotely close after removing both orbs?

This is the only difficult boss where I would actually advise AGAINST Havel armor. What worked for me was using the shadow armor + DWGR and rushing straight to each Orb. Easy win

Wait she's a woman. If there's a hole there's a way.

guys you gotta understand that this game is made for masochists who enjoy suffering and pain such as me so if you are not a masochist or you are afraid you might enjoy it kindly piss off

Don't even bother trying to fight it normally. Like the capra demon, cheese it with firebombs