Sooooo, I was playing Bloodborne yesterday, the non updated version, so long *** load times and glitches galore. Anyways, I was fighting to witches of Hemwick, and, after a tedious chase looking for them and landing them their asses on a platter, I was killed in a chain of unfair, where one of the witches stunned me with that blue beam attack out of nowhere, grabbed me for an eye gouging that took most of my health, and then was finished off by her minions before I could roll out of the way of their simultaneous gank attacks.
I got so annoyed……I tore my underwear off……..yeeeeeah, just aaah, tore them off, ripped them off with my bare hands….I have no idea why I did it, but after I did, I felt very comfortable as they were kind of strangling my meat and potatoes in the shorts I had on. So yeah, I got so mad at a game I tore my underwear off….without pulling my pants down. Just reached down in there, and ripped them off of my body. I don’t know if this is a first in gaming history, but…just wanted to share this with you in case anyone needed a laugh, and if this is indeed a first, Then at least I can die with something to my name.
EldritchImagination, the guy who got so mad at a game, he literally ripped his underwear off.
Also got a new landscaping job. got a raise after the first week. Good employers, good hours, good pay, though now I have less time to waste my life, which kind of sucks. Now I have to be all productive and sh*t.
There once was a hunter from Nantuckit
Who was going to die anyway, so he said, "fu*k it!"
"I’ll hunt the beasts of Yarnam.
To get blood vials, I’ll farm them,
and kill them all before I kick the bucket."