Anything without a home!
 427 
Reply  
Avatar

EldritchImagination

Chosen Undead
Peacemaker

Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:38 pm
Location: In a galaxy far, far away, beyond Space and time, in your dreams...
Souls: 13,282.50
Bank: 0.00
Posts: 5590
Reputation: 269
Wiki Edits: 3
#4261
Well, more than a week has passed and it's up and flying, hasn't had a heart attack, and I'm pretty sure it thinks I'm it's mother. Also still sh!tting like a factory , but now it flies, so it's like an aerial bomber of white, sticky doom.

My dad was pretty reserved when it came to keeping it while it grew, but now it's like a second son to him, or a first. I don't think he wants to let it go anymore. I got a hint about it when he said, "I think we should just keep it".

We've mostly been feeding it worms from the ground, along with grasshoppers, grub worms, and anything else it would eat in the wild. we also give it regular bird feed.
There once was a hunter from Nantuckit
Who was going to die anyway, so he said, "fu*k it!"
"I’ll hunt the beasts of Yarnam.
To get blood vials, I’ll farm them,
and kill them all before I kick the bucket."
Avatar

Nahztek-Shadowpath

Insomniac
Sinner

Joined: Tue Apr 12, 2016 1:39 pm
Souls: 6,486.50
Posts: 1153
Reputation: 45
#4262
If you spoil it by taking care of it, it would be better off as a pet.

When I was about 11 or so my family found a baby woodpecker that was alone in its nest (I grew up in the woods in Alabama). We watched the nest long enough to confirm that it’s mother had died. Maybe snakes got them, as he was the only one left alive.

Anyway, we took it in and named it Woody ( how could we not?)
By the time it could fly, it was terrorizing our household of cats (we had so many back then).
We eventually decided that Woody was smart enough to go free. He did well for awhile. He fended for himself but still came around to hang out with us when we were outside. It was pretty cool tbh.

Then one day we found his skeleton, picked fairly clean. Seems he couldn’t resist messing with our cats. Only we weren’t there to play ref.
I was pretty sure it would happen to him. But the family decided it should go free.


A side note.
I had a pretty **** morning. Then at the bus stop on my way to work, this little bird decided to hang out with me. It was pretty young and seemed comfortable around me, as long as I didn’t reach for it (which I tried). It exponentially brightened my mood. Such a cute birdie, always tilting it’s head to the side and making sustained eye contact as it hopped around me (I was sitting on the concrete).
I told it to be careful when I caught my bus.

Another side note.
I had a dream that I owned a ferret. I was living in this strange post-apocalyptic community that was built on top of a multi-layed underground research facility (or some such). It got loose and I ended up chasing it pretty deep into the complex.

I think that I might get a ferret soon.

My grandparents found a wild one when I was about 6. It was pretty awesome (they lived deeper in the woods behind us). My sister and I accidentally let it get loose one day before school (when my grandmother used to take us).
Man, I felt terrible.
Then, on my grandfathers next birthday, my uncle bought him an albino ferret. It looked pretty badass, all white with red eyes. Such a cool animal. My uncle later bought an albino skunk for himself. It was pretty funny watching them next to each other.

Ok. That is all.
Avatar

qeter

Insomniac
Sinner

Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2016 1:44 pm
Souls: 87.00
Bank: 7,272.00
Posts: 1362
Reputation: 32
Wiki Edits: 5
#4263
ferrets smell.
Avatar

EldritchImagination

Chosen Undead
Peacemaker

Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:38 pm
Location: In a galaxy far, far away, beyond Space and time, in your dreams...
Souls: 13,282.50
Bank: 0.00
Posts: 5590
Reputation: 269
Wiki Edits: 3
#4264
We got robbed. Someone broke into our cabin house and ransacked the place. Stole over a grand of collectible Hot Wheels and who knows what else. Shattered some windows to break in too.

Also we let the bird free, it flew away without looking back............@$$hole.
There once was a hunter from Nantuckit
Who was going to die anyway, so he said, "fu*k it!"
"I’ll hunt the beasts of Yarnam.
To get blood vials, I’ll farm them,
and kill them all before I kick the bucket."
Avatar

EldritchImagination

Chosen Undead
Peacemaker

Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:38 pm
Location: In a galaxy far, far away, beyond Space and time, in your dreams...
Souls: 13,282.50
Bank: 0.00
Posts: 5590
Reputation: 269
Wiki Edits: 3
#4265
Also, if anyone wants How to Survive on Stream, here you go. I got it with the Humble spooky bundle, but I already bought a copy a long time ago.

https://www.humblebundle.com/gift?key=NDD58xUtDUevYyGt
There once was a hunter from Nantuckit
Who was going to die anyway, so he said, "fu*k it!"
"I’ll hunt the beasts of Yarnam.
To get blood vials, I’ll farm them,
and kill them all before I kick the bucket."
Avatar

qeter

Insomniac
Sinner

Joined: Wed Mar 30, 2016 1:44 pm
Souls: 87.00
Bank: 7,272.00
Posts: 1362
Reputation: 32
Wiki Edits: 5
#4266
someone stole my skateboard once. i assume it was a starving math phd.
Avatar

BWO_RazrSrorm

Moderator Trainee
Moderator Trainee

Joined: Sat Feb 08, 2014 8:06 am
Location: Nebraska
Souls: 27,003.00
Posts: 4601
Reputation: 276
Wiki Edits: 41
#4267
Damn near every bike i've ever owned has been stolen.
A perfect evening involves pizza, some tea, some bros, and dark souls.
Avatar

elohim

Newbie
Newbie

Joined: Mon Jun 04, 2018 11:13 pm
Souls: 163.00
Posts: 20
Reputation: 0
#4268
Are Fromsoftware developers on this forum ?
VIP
Avatar

Fexelea

Webmistress
Webmistress

Fire Keeper

Joined: Mon Jan 16, 2012 10:00 pm
Location: Japan
Souls: 387,369.49
Bank: 9,419.71
Posts: 13488
Reputation: 754
Wiki Edits: 33129
#4269
I know they read and use the site, but It’s on an unofficial capacity as far as I know.
Fextralife: Gaming News ⚔️ Sekiro Wiki ⚔️ Monster Hunter World Wiki
A gaming blog and wiki network powered by real gamers.
Shop IconShop IconShop IconShop IconShop IconShop IconShop IconShop IconShop Icon
Avatar

EldritchImagination

Chosen Undead
Peacemaker

Joined: Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:38 pm
Location: In a galaxy far, far away, beyond Space and time, in your dreams...
Souls: 13,282.50
Bank: 0.00
Posts: 5590
Reputation: 269
Wiki Edits: 3
#4270
Hey, so I was in prison for the weekend on a domestic battery charge. met a heroin and meth dealer among other people, offered to teach me how to cook Breaking bad style.

All I did learn how to do was play Blackjacks though. Lesson to learn, prison is not fun, TV sucks, there little to do, and other guys may try to fu*k you in the shower, but on the upside, you do meet interesting people.

Also, and this is awesome, while I was working outside today, I came across four young grey squirrels. Adorable. After laying down and knocking some acorns on the ground, one came up to me so I could pet it. A little while after, the same squirrel came right up to me again while I was working, and let me pick it up. It then spent about half my work day with me, crawling all over me, sleeping in my hand, following me around, it was so fun. I wanted to take him home with me, but I have two cats, soo, yeah. It was a sad farwell.
There once was a hunter from Nantuckit
Who was going to die anyway, so he said, "fu*k it!"
"I’ll hunt the beasts of Yarnam.
To get blood vials, I’ll farm them,
and kill them all before I kick the bucket."
 427