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OminousSquaffle

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I apologize in advance if this is the wrong subforum, I took my best guess.

I honestly made this account for the sole purpose of sharing this story, it was just too amazing not to tell others about ^_^ it's long but funny...to me at least.

Basically, I was doing PvP on my level 12. No, not griefing, actual PvP using a normal +5 weapon. I invaded a couple of anti-griefers and went ahead and tossed on GMW and the Hornet Ring since I was dealing with QFS and a chaos MSGS.

Long story short I murdered the phantom and the host dashboarded. I sent him a message asking why he'd dashboarded when he could've two-shot killed me and he responded with "guess what f*** you"

Yeah, really.

We had a short exchange (me being bitingly sarcastic, him acting like your typical XBL bully) and then he finally sent me a rage message informing me he'd blocked comms. About five minutes later his buddy, the one I murdered, sent me a message telling me to stop trolling the host. I told him I'd gladly do that when the host stopped acting like an eight-year-old on his daddy's XBOX. My first and only mistake.

We proceeded to have a VERY long conversation over the space of the afternoon and early evening, which basically consisted of me being subtly sarcastic/overbearingly polite while he peppered me with misspelled and profanity-laced messages about how I'd regret "f****ing with his bros". He eventually challenged me to a PvP match...vs. his level 240, which he claimed was his ONLY PvP build. Conveniently, this was after I mentioned my highest character was SL 125. I got a good giggle out of that and asked him how many casts of WoTG he had (he didn't get it).

After I explained to him that I couldn't summon him because of the -10%/+infinite summoning range in the RSS, he said he'd killed all the bosses except the Taurus Demon and he could only summon me there...after I'd already mentioned I hosted there. So, he could only summon me at one of the most active PvP spots in the game, where he wouldn't even be able to see my RSS before someone invaded me. Heh, cute.

In the end, after I succeeded in embarassing him to the point where he was getting visibly frustrated, he suddenly revealed he actually had a SL120 that was "an anything build, not for pvp but itll work." So, I summoned him and...he had on full Havel's and was toting the stone greatsword. I was immediately suspicious but decided to go on ahead. I bowed, he used the TWoP effect of the sword and ran up with a shotel...YES, a shotel, even though I didn't have a shield...and started R2 spamming me. I had the Murakumo on and managed to stunlock him and...

Yes...

He had hacked HP.

The last thing he sent to me was "dont f*** with my bros nob"

Most amazing player ever. I didn't even report him in the end ^_^ As amusing as it is, though, it kind of kills my faith in humanity (no punz intended) to know that there's people like this running around ruining the gaming experiences of perfectly reasonable folks. 

TL;DR

I met an idiot who did silly things and then set up a duel and killed me with his hacked character.

So yeah, that's it. Share your experiences and tell me about your favorite idiot Image

MacDragon65

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#2
I'm not sure I would call this an "amusing" story. It's actually a very sad anecdote on the state of Dark Souls PvP. There are so many players on these days that would never have played before they had the ability to cheat. They simply can't stand losing at anything.

Personally, I have no problem with invaders, trolls, gankers, whatever, so long as they came about their stats and gear legitimately. Today, there's absolutely no way to know if they did, so it pretty much ruins the whole experience.

Dr__Awkward

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#3
This happens to me often, and I get a kick out of it every time...

Invade in Sen's. Run into the host in the first area. He runs away, gets knocked off by the blades, then indicts me. Everytime I see that indiction I can't help but laugh.

and I couldn't count the amount of times I've had invaders run away to ledged areas and wait around the corner to WoG me off a ledge.  I've resorted to just turning off my PS3 everytime I see an invader run away and just restart.

Some people just want to waste your time and watch the world burn. it's unfortunate.

Kirk-Barb

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#4
My most recent amusing moment took place in the upper burg with my lvl 11 co-op build.  After putting down my sign, I climb to the roof to wait.  That way I can get a look at any invaders as they come into my world.

I'm invaded by a guy in full havels with a demon machette, definately mid-rolling, maybe even fast rolling.  I wave at him from the roof, then quit out.

He sends me a message calling me a coward and whining about how I just wasted one of his cracked orbs.  I messaged back, that if he is getting low on cracked orbs, all he needed to do was kill the 4 kings and join the darkwraiths.... problem solved.

He didn't have anything to say back.  Image

twigsterxd

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#5
I was in co op with a guy, (he was host). We got invaded in undead berg. He suicides because he told me later he wasn't giving invader any souls after getting killed lol.

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#6
I was in the cat covenant because I wanted to work on my pvping(don't know much about it) and kept getting summoned against these 2 guys. They had no honour, not bowing and what not, I eventually killed one of them after being summoned 2 or 3 times and the other one just runs away, hiding behind trees and not letting me get anywhere near him. After eventually killing him as well I get this huge hate message full of all sorts of verbal abuse, when about 5 mins later I get another message I get another message apologising an saying that that was his little brother being a trolling douche. Faith in humanity restored!

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All right, I was invading in Anor Londo with a pure strength character. Anyways I invade some guy, rush to the room with the stairs and the two spear knights and wait behind the door. The host goes in first, engages one of the knights gets hit once then I finish him off with a large club blow.

Use the red orb again and well it's the same guy! I ambush behind the same door but this time he pulls the spear knight to the hall. As soon as I exit the room well the host is showing his back and well, one backstab and its over.

Well, amazingly enough I pop the orb again and hey it's him again! I again ambush behind the door but this time he's learned and let's the phantom get into the room first. I dance around fighting them and manage to get them both low on life, but so am I. At this point a light bulb pops in my head and I rush towards the titanite demon room... The host, so anxious to take his revenge follows me blindly into the room without healing.... And the demon finishes him off with one blow.

TheMeInTeam

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You should report anybody who tampers with their console without exception.  Always report it.  Every single person with any hacks needs a console ban.  Don't give those players a pass; they're knowingly violating xbox live terms of service to ruin others' experiences and they need consequences for that.

I'm invaded by a guy in full havels with a demon machette, definately mid-rolling, maybe even fast rolling.  I wave at him from the roof, then quit out.

He sends me a message calling me a coward and whining about how I just wasted one of his cracked orbs.  I messaged back, that if he is getting low on cracked orbs, all he needed to do was kill the 4 kings and join the darkwraiths.... problem solved.


It is possible to run around in full have's and DGM at SL 17:

http://mmdks.com/3hb4

As far as I'm aware, there's no way to get lower than SL 39 and still be able to even mid roll with full havel's + DGM (fast roll is impossible in full havel's + DGM, even with 99 end rofap and havel's ring).

http://mmdks.com/3hb5

So, if you were certain he was midrolling, that's another hacker.  Not sure why such a person would care about cracked orbs though.  Surely people who can edit their stats can edit their orb count, so maybe he was actually fatrolling?

My own personal favorite in the past month was fighting host + 2 gankers in forest, making the jump over the river, and having both phantoms attempt it as well and both fail.  I killed the host and gave a "well what is it?", all while mid-rolling.  No hate mail though.  I've had two people accuse me of hacking because they thought I was the host, but they apologized when I pointed out I was the other invader ^_^.

Really only true cheaters piss me off in this game, along with their idiotic justifications for doing so.  Online gaming really really needs to purge that nonsense from existence.  Leave cheating to offline stuff.

Lorrac_ESP

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TheMeInTeam wrote:You should report anybody who tampers with their console without exception.  Always report it.  Every single person with any hacks needs a console ban.  Don't give those players a pass; they're knowingly violating xbox live terms of service to ruin others' experiences and they need consequences for that.

I'm invaded by a guy in full havels with a demon machette, definately mid-rolling, maybe even fast rolling.  I wave at him from the roof, then quit out.

He sends me a message calling me a coward and whining about how I just wasted one of his cracked orbs.  I messaged back, that if he is getting low on cracked orbs, all he needed to do was kill the 4 kings and join the darkwraiths.... problem solved.


It is possible to run around in full have's and DGM at SL 17:

http://mmdks.com/3hb4

As far as I'm aware, there's no way to get lower than SL 39 and still be able to even mid roll with full havel's + DGM (fast roll is impossible in full havel's + DGM, even with 99 end rofap and havel's ring).

http://mmdks.com/3hb5

So, if you were certain he was midrolling, that's another hacker.  Not sure why such a person would care about cracked orbs though.  Surely people who can edit their stats can edit their orb count, so maybe he was actually fatrolling?

My own personal favorite in the past month was fighting host + 2 gankers in forest, making the jump over the river, and having both phantoms attempt it as well and both fail.  I killed the host and gave a "well what is it?", all while mid-rolling.  No hate mail though.  I've had two people accuse me of hacking because they thought I was the host, but they apologized when I pointed out I was the other invader ^_^.

Really only true cheaters piss me off in this game, along with their idiotic justifications for doing so.  Online gaming really really needs to purge that nonsense from existence.  Leave cheating to offline stuff.


Yesterday I reported someone hacking at the burg of all places. Same hack I've seen before, life bar empty they don't take damage anymore and won't die.

Kirk-Barb

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TheMeInTeam wrote:So, if you were certain he was midrolling, that's another hacker.  Not sure why such a person would care about cracked orbs though.  Surely people who can edit their stats can edit their orb count, so maybe he was actually fatrolling?


 He was definately mid-rolling at a minimum.  I watched him roll down the stairs from where he spawned in from.  That was no fat roll.  He seemed awfully spry.

My guess as to why he cared about cracked orbs, was he was just looking for some reason to whine to me about quiting on him and cheating him of his fun.
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