Last updated on July 25th, 2017
Lots of bosses in Dark Souls are jerks, but not all of them bring the thump. These 5 don’t just kill you, they embarrass you.
Top 5 Dark Souls Jerk Bosses
5. Capra Demon:
You probably got here by mistake after somehow dodging savage dogs and throat cutting back alley street toughs. You are carrying a wealthy amount of souls that you want to turn into some levels! Or to buy some items… But nope. Two seconds past the fog and “You Died“. Good luck getting back.
4. Centipede Demon:
Stand here. Get wrecked. Move into lava. Get wrecked. Rude hatemail afterwards. Oh and that ring that gives you fire walking which can make the whole fight easier? You have to hack that FROM him. Good luck.
Nothing pygmy about this guy. He’s like Rafiki on steroids when he brings the club down. The rest of the time he uses dark magic which no one complained about ever. Later on you find out you could have summoned some puppy love. From the middle of the arena, during the middle of the fight.
2. Ceaseless Discharge (the real way, not the cheese):
He’s mad as hell, and you would be too if you were dense, molten, and abandoned. How many times did you try to cheese and failed miserably? Be honest now… yup, thought so.
1. Bed of Chaos:
Not really much of a thumper in terms of bringing the pain, but seriously, fuck that guy.
- Take 1: get killed by swoop.
- Take 2: get killed by falling ground.
- Take 3: get killed by firestorm.
- Take 4: miss the jump.
- Take 5: make the jump and die to firestorm.
- Take 6: get in there phantom!