Hello, and welcome to week four of the weekly series, “What the Internet has taught me”.
This series of articles will involve all things from funny images to ridiculous videos.
Some submissions may seem offensive, or otherwise rude. I assure you, they are for the purpose of entertainment and should not be taken
seriously.
DISCLAIMER: This article contains nothing offensive whatsofreakingever. If you take offense to this, you must be a terribad troll that hates chestmelons of the female kind.
Alright, I’m not going to waste time in this article.
Week Four, blah blah blah, oh my god, i r best, warm-up.
We all have that one friend who is taken, right?
You know, the one who’s always talking to his (or her) girl (or guy) as if they would never see each other again?
This picture is directed STRAIGHT TO YOUR CANDY AS-
*ahem* I mean…
It’s not like you’re going to die in the next few minutes, so this is just really silly.
But, if you do die… “*sniff* Sorry, bro…” (If you got that reference, 2 cookie for you.)
I don’t even know what to say.
This picture explains itself.
Am I the only one who has thought this in my life?
(NO! THERE’S 7 BILLION PEOPLE ON EARTH! YOU ARE NOT THE ONL-)
Hush!
I might as well call this article “My Friend and His Girlfriend”
Okay, this is semi-off topic, but everyone remembers Kim Possible, right?
No? Just me?
Okay…
(P.S. Don’t use 9GAG)
When I was a kid, I used to watch Bill Nye ALL THE FREAKING TIME!
THAT SHOW WAS THE BOMB!
I AM DEFINITELY NOT READING A TELEPROMPTER RIGHT NOW!
Okay…
*deep breath*
I’m fine…
Alright, you know that feel when you get into a lobby of some kind, in a certain game and you’re just like,
“O mah gawd, guise! therz a gurl in hear!”
Well…
That feel, bro…
I know it…
Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed. (And maybe got a little turned on?)
Images courtesy of: This guy… right here… yeah… me… all of them…
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-SOS
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2 responses to “What the Internet has Taught me: Week Four”
Well I won’t deny, I got a good laugh from a few of them. It’s a pretty interesting observation that being named Ron would get you out of the dreaded friend zone. Shame though that Kim Possible was cancelled, it was a rather entertaining cartoon series.
Best one though was probably the wedding/funeral one. I’ve heard the joke before but I still find funny.
Hmmm, you seemed distracted a bit..this time around. Still made me laugh. I KNOW you will be back full blast with the next installment!! XD