Mr_Peer wrote:@eremHaNeoN the ratio bell:blades is a bit off, but thank you for providing some tangible information instead of having to rely on imagination. We only need one more person, right?
Too much bell, not enough axe I'm guessing? Tbh I'm not the most pleased with my results, the handle mainly - too thin, and my attempts to attach it to the axe itself looks bad (GIMP is such a pain in the *** to use, I hate the goddamn program but as long as I can't afford Photoshop, or know how to use it, it's my only resort), especially the blending. The parts I used are:
An ancient Greek bronze axe, with the bronze long since worn (the whole assembly needed to be colorized to a bronz-ier look).
One of these
(can't find the exact picture - it was very worn-looking, much more so than any of these - but the closest to a "hollow bell" I could find that looked any good).
And finally the handle of this:
Since I'm not a fan of the results myself (though I really like the bell I found I chose for the picture) how would you change it? A crude guide via MS Paint is all. Use a paintbrush with a circle as the bell, the position/size of the axe blades, a scribble of the stick/handle and how it'd be attached (it could use a thicker handle definitely). I'd gladly change that.
EldritchImagination wrote:First, my character is the same character wise as last time, meaning a big fro, a big shlong, and a a tendency for creative poetry, jokes, and sexual innuendos.
Second, I need someone to build my character stat wise. I have no idea what your system is, so just do it as close to my original build as possible.
Third, and this is most important. More. Ladies. If I have to walk around with two blue eye orbs in my pants till the end of the game again, I'm quitting. also I'm keeping the figure that transforms creatures into humanoid females dammit!
And you're still played by Will Smith, by the King's Decree, and Hidetaka Miyazaki (I am both the author of the King's Decree AND Hidetaka Miyazaki so that means double trouble for you).
As for stats, Iunno, go to mugenmonkey and plug in the stats you want up til SL70. Figure out how much your equipment weighs overall, stat requirements for your weapons, spells to attune, rings you want and go from there. I know your equipment last time was some kind of cloth tunic with mail underneath, something like that? So we have chest armor, anything else? You had an axe that could cast sorceries as well as a wooden club of some sort. A parrying shield too I believe. Details, details, DETAILS man! We gotta have more of 'em!
Also highly important to know (for lore reasons), do you wear something that covers your schlong or do you just let it "hang out" dangling from under your armor, perhaps dragging it along the ground like an animal's long, thick tail? Any pictorial depictions should include pixelized censoring a la Gei Ping and his peen? (not kidding when the picture I found for Gei Ping was one of those preserved anatomical displays for a museum, holding a cigarette, almost every part of the body being skeletal or deskinned except for the penii, which was perfectly intact including skin).
With this out of the way, I'm going to go through what I wrote to suggest for improvements and work on it in a checklist form and get an affirmative or not if they'll be implemented. Brb for that (probably via PM since a few things may be spoiler-y).
Just another guy trying to carve out a meaningful existence for himself on the Planet That Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh That It Desired...), like you and everyone else!