Well they’ve gone and done it. A Dark Souls cafe, and it’s reason one million why I’m furious I don’t have permanent residence in Japan (room for one more Fex?). For those of us who have to live vicariously through images, what follows is a visual tour courtesy of Dengeki Online:
It starts off unassuming enough.
Seems cozy. Undead Burg dining at its finest.
Well that didn’t take long. Dishonor abounds.
I refuse to be sat there unless I can warp. Please make this place more accessible.
Fashion Souls. Judging by their happy countenance, it’s clear these two have yet to leave Firelink.
Careful with the hooded one on the left. In light gear like that, she’ll likely toggle escape out of the bill.
These chairs are way too comfy looking. There better be spikes…
“Please leave your instruments of death at the door.”
Tv’s add authenticity to any theme.
Don’t trust a giftwraith! Noooooooo!
Ah the Book of the Guilty. Time for some totally on the up and up invasions.
One of these is a portal to the bathroom. One of them. Choose wisely.
Is this the Bottomless Pasta and Salad box?
Don’t dine alone. Summon a date.
Nothing washes down a meal quite like a glass of molten lava.
Looks lonely without a spear.
Don’t forget Dark Souls 2 comes out in March, get your preorders in here!
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5 responses to “Dark Souls Cafe: A Visual Tour of Awesome”
Lol great captions! Will take some more pictures when I visit 🙂
I’m fairly confident I will be unable to convince my wife of this vacation destination
I know it’s kinda rude but i can picture people throwing a lloyd’s talismans at the toilets to verify it isn’t it a mimic.
Lol it’s not in the pictures but they actually have “Dung Pies” made out of blackened shumais. lolol
Really hoping to go here one day, I’ve already looked through some of the food there and I can’t wait to try some of it out.